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Kiss a dragon meme

You know what's great? Dragons. Know what's also great? Kissing. Combine the two and you get....a pretty specific scenario, but who doesn't wanna smooch a dragon?

Exactly.

And obviously, dragon/dragon smooches are okay.

Sample prompts I guess?????

1. The Kissing Booth. Your standard kissing booth. Whether it's for charity or a general fundraiser, you're offering smooches. And people will throw down to kiss a dragon, so you'll be reeling in the money in no time. Or maybe a dragon's next in line for you. Pray that they're not a sloppy kisser...

2. An Actual Romance. You love your dragon and your dragon loves you. It's wholesome and good and now you wanna act on that romance, so have an embrace, a cuddle, whatever works for you. Let that love go wherever you feel it should go~

3. The mandatory smut option. Like the second prompt, but NSFW. Have at it.

4. The Dragon's Treasure. Oops. You're now in the clutches (perhaps literally) of a dragon and thankfully, they haven't killed or eaten you. Yet. Maybe you can find a way to sweet talk them into letting you go. After all, sometimes the best way to avoid danger is to walk right into it. Or hey, maybe the dragon's the one caught here. Brownie points if you can set that one up.

5. To Break The Curse. Magic has left you either in a draconic form or out of one. Either way, you'll need true love's kiss to undo it...but does it really have to be true love? Maybe you just need anyone who'll say yes.

6. Wildcard/I'm not your dad. Get creative, have fun and don't forget to smooch your dragons!

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((Trained to kill, but decently susceptible to flattery and sarcasm.))

((Typically anthro, full dragon available on request. Likes to make things, typically loud and proud.))

((Typically anthro, full dragon available on request. Sorcery leaves either one applicable for this impulsive, fun-loving dragon mom.))

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((Can fulfill both non-dragon and dragon roles. Your call~))

[ Small anthro dragon with purple scales and scars around her eyes marking her blind. No art as of right now.]

((Because a human with a grudge against dragons is perfect for memes like this.))

((Most likely the human. Trained to fight and has a very, very tough outer shell, but very caring and passionate underneath that.))

[ Bossy, obnoxious kobold bard at your service. ]

[Demon, but has a Quetzalcoatl-ish dragon-snake form.]

(It's for a good cause. The ones running the event thought Big Gil might make for a decent kissing candidate. He certainly has that charm to him, though he was hired on the condition that he not be so...abrasive. Which is to say to watch his mouth and keep to the kissing rather than talking.

He's been okay with grumbling to himself rather than getting loud with people who irritate him, but that just means a certain kobold gets the advantage over him, doesn't it? He has to play nice, even when guests and potential donors don't.)

[ Dohoho. Gil is overflowing with mirth at Big Gil's fate and she's relishing the chance to tease him a bit. She strolls up to the booth, then belatedly hauls herself up onto the counter just so that she can be something close to eye-to-eye with the big dragon lummox. She wears a sickening little kobold smirk. ]

Selling your body, Gil? I didn't realize you were that hard up for cash.

(You ever have those days when you can pinpoint the exact moment you messed up? For Mikasa, that moment was underestimating a certain seawing, a crucial mistake that miraculously hadn't cost the girl her life. On the other hand, her swords were knocked out of reach and the dragon's strength kept the scavenger pinned down with ease.

That wasn't the end of the girl's fighting spirit, however. She can't let herself die here; there's too much waiting for her back home, too much to be done. She looks up at Tsunami, her stone-faced expression beginning to soften as she calms down.)

I've...never fought a dragon as skilled as you...

[ Eskander is a bit into his cups. As always. It's not that he really needs to be drinking all the time, it's more that he enjoys it. Besides, it makes life a bit easier. Gives him some quote-un-quote social lubricant. His chin is in his hand, eyes blinking lazily as he stars at Gilfrid from across the table. The tavern around them is full of the usual buzz and hum of travelers and the ebb and flow of conversation. He yawns lazily and then grins. ]

Hey, Gil. Lean down here a sec.

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[When coming into this lair, perhaps caution should have come to mind. But as someone who survived worse fates, Lindy didn't take much precautions when it came to looting from other creatures. Which granted, wasn't such a good idea when coming into the lair of one named Deathbringer.

Alas, here he was, sitting face to face with the dragon. The skeletal headed demon began to slowly roll his shoulders and give...an attempt-to-pleasing smile to the dragon.]

I have to commend you for your impressiveness of form. The last wyrm I've seen had no legs and merely breathed poison.

[ Tsunami isn't exactly happy with this situation. Scavengers sneaking around your den always ends up being more trouble then it's worth. Maybe she can get Sunny to take care of this one or something? She's barely a mouthful after all. Besides, eating scavengers kind of lost its shine a while ago. Her head tilts to one side and an inquisitive rumble comes from her as the scavenger squeaks up at her. ]

What? Ugh, stop squawking.

(Despite his ability to be subtle and undetectable at a moment's notice, there's a distinct lack of tact when it comes to his feelings towards the Rainwing queen. He keeps up the witty banter without hesitation, grins through all the jabs she takes at him...one might think he was actually a Rainwing, given how blatant his emotions usually were.

Deathbringer knows part of it is to play the part of the stern queen. Can't show weakness towards your subjects, especially towards the one in charge of your security. He waits until Glory finally has a moment to herself, only to inject himself into it directly when he slinks in to the entrance of her throne room.)

See what I did here? The invisible guards are outside this time, like you asked. You're welcome.

(There's a certain look in his eyes that knows she's taking a shot at him right away, but at the same time, he can't do anything about it. His hand tenses and balls into a fist as he maintains that forced grin.)

'S For a good cause. Every coin made today goes to the orphanage to keep the children clothed, fed and smiling.

(You can hear how many times he's had to spew that line today in his tone of voice.)

(Gil doesn't drikn all too much, but a pint or two with a pal's plenty alright with him. Eskander's much more of a regular; the guy could probably beat a dragonborn in a drinking contest. Still, he's looking up from his drink with a touch of interest,
leaning closer as requested.)

What happened? You drop your money somewhere?

(The dragon doesn't seem hostile. Maybe more disinterested than anything else, but she can't tell through the seawing's growls and grumbles. This is not the best position to be in, but it could be far, far worse.

Like getting to close to those teeth.

Language barriers are a curse, but body language tends to be universal. Perhaps she can work with that? Mikasa visibly relaxes and puts her hands up, a gesture of non-aggression and even surrender. She doesn't scream, like most other scavengers would, but she does need to get through to this dragon somehow...)

(Deathbringer likes to think he's seen lots of things in traveling around the world. Plenty of dragons, more than his share of conflicts...but this thing right here? Human-sized and almost reptilian? He's not sure what to think of it. Killing it now seems much less interesting than hearing what it has to say.

You know. After hearing what things like Lindy like to talk about.)

Well, there's your first mistake; the legs and talons make it much easier to catch intruders. And kill them, if I have to.

Second mistake? Fire breath's got more immediate use. Coincidentally, it's also great at killing intruders.

[Available in humanoid form, or full dragon form.]

[Very bad at being a dragon. Shy, awkward, and wishes she were people. Tried to be people with magic, but it didn't work well and she got some "proportions" wrong. Whoops.]

[It takes a lot for Patchy to admit she doesn't hate someone, let alone admit she likes them. In fact, it's a feat that no one has ever come close to achieving yet. Up until now, at least, and it's debatable whether Syl even tried or not. It could be Syl's natural charm, or it could be that Patchy just had a giant dragon kink. Maybe both.]

[Whatever the reason, it is now why Patchy is standing on Syl's doorstep with a written confession of love, as she'd never be able to confess any other way.]

[After only twenty minutes of fretting and second guessing herself, she manages the courage to knock.]

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Kiss a dragon meme

Tsunami | Wings of Fire

Glory | Wings of Fire

Clay | Wings of Fire

Deathbringer | Wings of Fire

Gilfrid | OC

Syldania | OC

Dante | Devil May Cry

Tali | OC

Caim | Drakengard

Mikasa Ackerman | Attack on Titan

Gil Giltscale (aka Gil Deepdigger) | OC

Lindallobamesh | OC

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Scarlet Scyrastraza | OC

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