(It's for a good cause. The ones running the event thought Big Gil might make for a decent kissing candidate. He certainly has that charm to him, though he was hired on the condition that he not be so...abrasive. Which is to say to watch his mouth and keep to the kissing rather than talking.
He's been okay with grumbling to himself rather than getting loud with people who irritate him, but that just means a certain kobold gets the advantage over him, doesn't it? He has to play nice, even when guests and potential donors don't.)
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He's been okay with grumbling to himself rather than getting loud with people who irritate him, but that just means a certain kobold gets the advantage over him, doesn't it? He has to play nice, even when guests and potential donors don't.)