iridescentfrontiers | Kiss a dragon meme

You know what's great? Dragons. Know what's also great? Kissing. Combine the two and you get....a pretty specific scenario, but who doesn't wanna smooch a dragon?

Exactly.

And obviously, dragon/dragon smooches are okay.

Sample prompts I guess?????

1. The Kissing Booth. Your standard kissing booth. Whether it's for charity or a general fundraiser, you're offering smooches. And people will throw down to kiss a dragon, so you'll be reeling in the money in no time. Or maybe a dragon's next in line for you. Pray that they're not a sloppy kisser...

2. An Actual Romance. You love your dragon and your dragon loves you. It's wholesome and good and now you wanna act on that romance, so have an embrace, a cuddle, whatever works for you. Let that love go wherever you feel it should go~

3. The mandatory smut option. Like the second prompt, but NSFW. Have at it.

4. The Dragon's Treasure. Oops. You're now in the clutches (perhaps literally) of a dragon and thankfully, they haven't killed or eaten you. Yet. Maybe you can find a way to sweet talk them into letting you go. After all, sometimes the best way to avoid danger is to walk right into it. Or hey, maybe the dragon's the one caught here. Brownie points if you can set that one up.

5. To Break The Curse. Magic has left you either in a draconic form or out of one. Either way, you'll need true love's kiss to undo it...but does it really have to be true love? Maybe you just need anyone who'll say yes.

6. Wildcard/I'm not your dad. Get creative, have fun and don't forget to smooch your dragons!

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(It's for a good cause. The ones running the event thought Big Gil might make for a decent kissing candidate. He certainly has that charm to him, though he was hired on the condition that he not be so...abrasive. Which is to say to watch his mouth and keep to the kissing rather than talking.

He's been okay with grumbling to himself rather than getting loud with people who irritate him, but that just means a certain kobold gets the advantage over him, doesn't it? He has to play nice, even when guests and potential donors don't.)

[ Dohoho. Gil is overflowing with mirth at Big Gil's fate and she's relishing the chance to tease him a bit. She strolls up to the booth, then belatedly hauls herself up onto the counter just so that she can be something close to eye-to-eye with the big dragon lummox. She wears a sickening little kobold smirk. ]

Selling your body, Gil? I didn't realize you were that hard up for cash.

(There's a certain look in his eyes that knows she's taking a shot at him right away, but at the same time, he can't do anything about it. His hand tenses and balls into a fist as he maintains that forced grin.)

'S For a good cause. Every coin made today goes to the orphanage to keep the children clothed, fed and smiling.

(You can hear how many times he's had to spew that line today in his tone of voice.)

[ The kobold stifles a snicker behind one hand. Oh, this is sweet. It's better than the purest chocolate or the shiniest gold coin. ]

Aw, whoring yourself for charity. So kind of you!

[ She digs into her coin purse and offers out a single coin. ]

Ready~?

(It takes a great deal of patience for Gil to maintain that smile one learns to give when pleasing customers for a living. He can always stuff her in a potato sack later or something; that'll show her.

The dragonborn leans in and carefully plucks the coin out of her fingers, settling into that familiar cocky smirk as he eyes the kobold.)

Shouldn't I be asking you that?

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