iridescentfrontiers | Kiss a dragon meme

You know what's great? Dragons. Know what's also great? Kissing. Combine the two and you get....a pretty specific scenario, but who doesn't wanna smooch a dragon?

Exactly.

And obviously, dragon/dragon smooches are okay.

Sample prompts I guess?????

1. The Kissing Booth. Your standard kissing booth. Whether it's for charity or a general fundraiser, you're offering smooches. And people will throw down to kiss a dragon, so you'll be reeling in the money in no time. Or maybe a dragon's next in line for you. Pray that they're not a sloppy kisser...

2. An Actual Romance. You love your dragon and your dragon loves you. It's wholesome and good and now you wanna act on that romance, so have an embrace, a cuddle, whatever works for you. Let that love go wherever you feel it should go~

3. The mandatory smut option. Like the second prompt, but NSFW. Have at it.

4. The Dragon's Treasure. Oops. You're now in the clutches (perhaps literally) of a dragon and thankfully, they haven't killed or eaten you. Yet. Maybe you can find a way to sweet talk them into letting you go. After all, sometimes the best way to avoid danger is to walk right into it. Or hey, maybe the dragon's the one caught here. Brownie points if you can set that one up.

5. To Break The Curse. Magic has left you either in a draconic form or out of one. Either way, you'll need true love's kiss to undo it...but does it really have to be true love? Maybe you just need anyone who'll say yes.

6. Wildcard/I'm not your dad. Get creative, have fun and don't forget to smooch your dragons!

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[Finding demonic weaponry and accessories was a thing that Dante had a talent for. This however was totally different. Lady was used to Dante being stabbed, shot, and beat up for various reasons, but being turned into a dragon? Not something she expected nor did she believe it when she first heard.

She just stood there, eyebrow raised as she looked at him. Of course being a dragon he couldn't fit in his office, so they had met somewhere outside where he wouldn't startle any normal people.]

I almost didn't believe it when Trish called. Almost. How in the world did you get turned into a dragon?

(The first thing to note is that powerful magic was clearly at play here. After all, it'd take such arcane arts to make Dante look even more like a dork than he already does. Somehow, being large and having scales made him even more like a nerd, especially when he offers that familiar smirk of his.)

You know, that's the funny thing. I got no idea.

(Dante, that's not funny. What is maybe funny is the way he keeps looking over himself, giving a light flap of his wings as if he's impressed with himself.)

Wanna say a Devil Arm did the trick, but last one I got was a few days ago. Shit like this'd be instant, right?

Something like this would probably be instant. Did anyone send you anything recently?

[She didn't think the last Devil Arm was dragon themed anyway. She wondered if someone sent him something that was cursed. It wasn't something that they really dealt with, but it could always happen.]

Not unless you count the bills. Couldn't tell you what kinda warning this would be, if they did this.

(Maybe an over the top eviction notice? That'd be pretty neat, but his office is in such a good spot! The dragon rests his head on his palm and snorts.)

On the other hand...Dragon May Cry. I'm not sure that has the same flow, though. What do you think?

You can't even fit in your office.

[She shook her head a bit as she thought about what might cause this kind of thing. Did someone slip something in with all of the bills that he got? He always had quite a stack and she doubted that he even opened most of them.]

There's got to be a way to break this and get you back to normal.

Kiss a dragon meme

5 - What did you do this time, Dante?

Wow, way to automatically assume it's his fault. Thanks, Lady

It's always his fault. Always

You don't know that. Dante's an upstanding citizen!

Ya. Upstanding in a pile of rubble.